High Five Hollywood!

What could make High Five even better? How about Will Ferrell, Mary Steenburgen, Ryan Seacrest, Milo Ventimiglia, Tim Meadows, Blake Lewis, Barats and Bereta, and more?

This Movie is About Cats Flying

What more is there to say?

H-Piddy

The Bollymatrix

Bollywood is pretty skilled at ripping off Hollywood. This scene is an almost exact ripoff of The Matrix, but with cheaper sets and a little bit less awesome. Bonus points for slipping on the granite wall though. Lost points for not throwing in a song and dance number.

The Front Fell Off

But it's very unusual for that to happen:

Thats Illegal Too

Thats Illegal Too!? - For more of the funniest videos, click here
Make sure YOU know the law of the land!

Cowbell Hero

OK, this is short and kinda lame, but I thought it was so funny:

Cab Calloway's Hi-De-Ho

Star Trek The Next Generation Singing Episode Guide

24 in 1994

The un-aired pilot of 24 filmed in 1994:

Harmonica Hero

I'm a huge fan of Guitar Hero, so you would think I would be a fan of Harmonica Hero. But I'm not.

I Am A Building

This is the best anti-racist video ever:

The Cure

I was going through some more of those Corner Gas vids and found "The Cure" for "One Of Those":

Saskatchewan? Flat?

Psyché Rock

This song, Psyché Rock by Pierre Henry is rumoured to be the inspiration of the Futurama theme song. I can see the resemblance!

To compare; I bring you the Futurama theme with all of their funny opening introduction quotes:

They Killed It??

I thought this was pretty funny news: Scientists find the oldest living animal and kill it! From FOXNews.com: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306076,00.html?=rss.

Bioshock Cosplay

This is a father/daughter cosplay thing they did for Halloween. I thought it was amusing.

Intel Hellgate Ad

It's not getting any easier for monsters and demons.

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Thank you Onion News:

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Arcade Attack: Pin Ball Icons vs. The Arcade Pixel Monsters!

Lunartics

Are you ready to die on the moon?

David Bowie Segments

To continue the Flight of the Conchords day, here are three of the David Bowie segments.
Part 1 - 1972 Ziggy Stardust David Bowie:

Part 2 - 1980 David Bowie from the music video Ashes to Ashes:

Part 3 (with Music Video) - 1986 David Bowie from the movie Labyrinth:

Albi The Racist Dragon

It's Flight of the Conchords Day!

Don't let it make YOU cry!

Carl Sagan is Agent Smith

Post number 200! Woo!

Here is a video featuring the Matrix with Carl Sagan's voice dubbed in. It's actually pretty eerie how Agent Smith and Sagan sound the same!

Foux Da Fa Fa

1776

The 300 Parodies don't stop after it's out of theatres thanks to Robot Chicken!

More on Matthew Hughes

Hi everyone, just wanted to post some more on Matthew Hughes' books! This week I have finished both The Spiral Labyrinth and The Farouche Assemblage.
Spiral Labyrinth was a terrific read though you may be lost if you haven't read about some of Henghis Hapthorn's other exploits in Majestrum and Gist Hunter.

The Farouche Assemblage however was probably one of the prettiest books I have ever seen, and was hard to read for fear of breaking it. I am the proud owner of number 60 of the 125 copies that will be printed! You can see all the stuff that comes with it on this guy's blog post about the book. For $15 US it is money well spent, and it's also collectible being available only in limited quantities.

I was so impressed with Farouche that I am going to try to order some more books from Payseur and Schmidt! They're really reasonably priced and really really good looking books.

Newfoundland Baby Bonus

If you're from Canada you probably love Rick Mercer. Well I do!
This video is probably only funny for Canadians. :) Rick brings back one of his characters to help the lovely ladies of Newfoundland (and Labrador) cash in on the baby credit, for the cost of gas and maybe lunch (wink).
Newfoundland Baby Bonus

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The Last Duet on Earth

Andy Punches

People getting punched jest before eating.

Beard No Beard

Da Cribbage

Hollywood Director Michel Gondry's crib:

Transmorphers

This reminds me of something... I can' put my finger on what though... Something like Gobots or something like that...

High Five!

This is how the cool guys throw up the high-fives!

TECHNOVIKING

All Heil Das TECHNOVIKING (now with subtitles). I can only hope that TECHNOVIKING is pleased with this post.

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Quantum Physics

Bender's Big Score

Futurama is coming out, DVD only, but it's coming back! Easily one of my favourite cartoons!

Halo 3 Easter Egg

I haven't played Halo 3 yet (hopefully this weekend with my brothers) but someone found this easter egg.

Dwight Schrute the Music Video

Everybody loves Dwight. Love enough to write a song about him? That is a dedicated love. A love that makes you feel all dirty inside and no matter how hard you wash you can't get it off.
And that is how they find you.

The Upcoming Works of Matthew Hughes

OK, I am selling out here, but it is for a good reason. If you're reading this blog it is probably because you like jokes and funny stuff, so you'll appreciate what I have to say anyways. And I have to admit that this blog entry is also in part an entry to win a signed book!
Matthew Hughes (Archonate.com) is definitely one of my favourite writers, and he has been for quite a while. I've collected almost all of his books, the Archonate ones at least and I love them all!
I got turned onto him from his Henghis Hapthorn short stories in the Fantasy and Science Fiction magazine. They were a mixture of a really great futuristic (but not too 'sci-fi'ish) world and a fun detective story that I always found fun to read.
Matt has diversified his character portfolio, but most of the stories still take place in his fantasy world of the "Archonate" and is releasing several new books from September to early next year, so if you get a chance I highly recommend picking them up!
My personal recommendations are Black Brillion and Majestrum. You can read the introductions to the stories at those links, and you can still buy them at Amazon or Chapters/Indigo. I also highly recommend The Gist Hunter and Other Stories, a collection of Matt's short stories most of which were also published in magazines like Fantasy and Science Fiction (I like it because these were the stories I first read).
The Spiral Labyrinth has just been released (I have my copy but haven't read it yet) and The Commons is coming out soon in October, these are sequels, or related to Majestrum and Black Brillion respectively so I also recommend picking them up too!
Oh and blog about the books if you like them! Maybe you'll win a free book too! ;)
Video links and other stuff will now resume!

Internet Translators

Yes, Babelfish works great. Kind of. Like this film!

I Wanna Be A Pop Star

A pretty good song with a pretty good message. Has some not quite explicit images though.

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So That is What He's Breathing Around

Now I know why Darth Vader's breathing is so loud! He has to breath around that harmonica stuck in front of his mouth!

My Day Off

No, I'm not actually getting a day off. I wouldn't mind on though on a Monday like today. I would not spend my day off in bed if I had a day off though.
Also, I hate spiders.

Cute With Chris: Canada vs. USA

I'm from Canada so it is okay for me to laugh at this, but if you're an American you better hold your imperial swine tongue!

Colbert, Stewart and the Emmys

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart ham it up at the Emmys and give the Emmy to their friend Steve Carell. Oops, spoilers!

You Can Find It On TV

That may be true, but I found this on the Internet...

Mustache

Mustache

A Columbia Films Presentation

I <3 Bollywood!

Fergie Gives Me Killing Sprees!

Keeping Pigeons Out Of The Pool

This guy setup a motion sensing sprinkler to keep the birds from pooping in the pool. It doesn't hurt the birds but it does keep them away!

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The Most Awesome Music Video Ever

This is the most awesome music video ever. I might have said that before, but I was wrong - until now. Seriously. Take everything awesome about movies (Western gun battles, kung-fu moves and sci-fi lasers and babes) and cram it into a video and you have this. Just watch!

Steve "The Woz" Wozniak and Datsun/Nissan

Steve Wozniak is selling a Nissan 350Z for a charity, so to advertise it they made a parody of this commercial from 1981(ish?)...

Here is where you can find the new commercial: http://www.hotswap.com/products/view/13e9b64bad82

George W. Bush vs. The Zombies

Internet People

A tribute song to the people who make the internet entertaining!

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Livin' Neath The Law

Remember! You don't have to look like a criminal to act like one!

Look Around You 1

Starburst Fiesta Commercial

I don't have TV anymore, but commercials like these make me want to get it back:

¿Por qué?

Good Cop, Baby Cop

This is soo good! More Will Ferrell and Pearl, the baby (from The Landlord sketch):

Don't Wear The Ring

Flight of the Conchords does a musical number about Frodo:

Daft Punkcapella!

The "Carleton Singing Knights" do a cover of Daft Punk's Harder Better Faster Stronger - A Capella!

The Humans are Dead!

Affirmative, the humans are dead. I poked one.

It's from the end of a TV show, but it is still pretty funny.

Colbert: How to defend against Terrorists?

Formidable Opponent: Stephen Colbert debates the only person he knows is not in Al-Qaeda - Himself!

Junk Mail Never Stops

Thanks Billy Reid!

Red Ring of Death

A music video about your video console dying!

Something in the Water

I'm back from my extended vacation. Here is a nice happy animation:


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The Lumberjack Song

Yes, it's the real thing! The Lumberjack song!

Tractor Fight

What do you do when you're surrounded by bad guys in a tractor? If you're a real tractor hero, you'd probably do something like this:

Singing Electricity

These guys made a singing Tesla Coil! But it still doesn't have the same feeling that a real person has... :)

Click here for more information... (seems gone now, but may be back up later)

Sparta Techno Remix

One more awesome Sparta (300) Music Video. The thing that sets this one apart is that it rips off every single YTMND ever made.

Robot Chicken Star Wars Special

The guys at Robot Chicken made a Star Wars special episode! Brilliant!

Edit: 2007/Jun/20 - I guess you have to go to AdultSwim.com to get the video now. Check it out here. No embedding allowed though. :(

Iron Egg Skill

Iron Egg Skill is not a skill I want to work on...

Paris Hilton Interview

CuteWithChris.com features Chris reading transcripts of real interviews. This one is with Paris Hilton during her stay in Prison.

I NEED CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!

St-st-st-stutter Rap

Wow, three English lads dressed like Run DMC in their track-suit tuxedos rapping it out. It's worse than Benny Hill! And that's bad enough.

Don't Call Us...

Kid's, don't forget to ask your parent's permission!

The MC Hammer Party line! You might hear a rhyme! But it get's better with the New Kids on the Block!

The one in the red is talking on the freshest dopest cell phone!

Steam Trek

Someone made a steam-punk Star Wars episode, so funny.

Star Wars Family Guy Parody

No wait, Family Guy Star Wars Parody:

It's all hand-held camera, but you can get the gist of the humour.

Rambu: The Intruder

I like how Rambu can handle those balls! No seriously!

Baby Got Back

So this is a cover of Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back" done by three white guys and an acoustic guitar.

Battlestar Galactica: A New Crew In Town

Awesome! Someone made a Battlestar Galactica music video! I like the video, but to tell the truth I still like the original show too! And I loved Lorne Greene as Adama!

Purple and Brown

These guys are hilarious:

The Jetsons Intro

Here is the introduction to the Jetsons... Wait a second, George sounds like Peter Griffin from Family Guy...

Inner Flying

Galacicast made us a music video:

Nicholas Cage Does Japanese Commercials

This commercial doesn't make any sense at all. But it is Japanese. I wonder if that is the point?

United 300

I was expecting this to be a Snakes on a Plane parody. I was so wrong.
Tonight we dine in Cleveland!

Bruce Campbell is Hungry Like a Wolf

Darth Vader: Not a fan of the cell phone!

Stuntman Forever!

The Lonely Island guys are at it again!

Possom Death Spree

More like Possom Killing Spree! Probably the best worst film I've ever seen.

Hoo Hah!

What do you get when you cross Galacticast, the Muppet Show, Silence of the Lambs and Heat - and throw in a 300 reference to boot? Heat Fozzy!

American Idols

Jack Black!

The Simpsons!

Mr. T Cares

Edible Muppet Computers

Mythbusters Ask A Ninja, or is it the other way around?

What a sweet crossover! Mythbusters interview the Ask a Ninja Ninja, or wait? Does the Ask a Ninja Ninja interview the Mythbusters? Anyways, Jamie is a robot.

Subminial Advertising Through Subliminal Advertising

This is a really cool documentary thing where they pulled a cool prank on some Advertising execs:

How do you Yo?

roflmao

Anchorman 300

Despite bad lip-syncing, this is the best 300 mash-up I've seen since the PG Rated version...

Will Ferrell v.s. His Landlady

Will Ferrell is not your model tenant, but still... his landlord could lay off the drink a bit! Warning: Some bad language.

Computer Man

Now this is how you advertise your computer business!

Clark, the Canadian Hockey Goalie

He's Clark. The Canadian Hockey Goalie.

Bob Barker: Destructobot!

Bob Barker is actually a robot who goes around destroying stuff. Seriously. He is. Take a look at what he and the Barkettes go and do to Craig Ferguson's desk!

Bob Barker is also a pimp! What is he doing with all those girls?

Something Very Tastfeful!

Found some great videos by a guy at VeryTasteful.com. Very catchy tunes!
I'm Typing LOL:

White Chicks & Gang Signs:

My favourite: Forest Ninja (I Love the Sasquatch)

A Magical Pinata

What would you wish for from a magical pinata?

Get Linux

You know what else I really like? Get A Mac commercial spoofs! I'm not a Linux fanboy, but I do like it a lot!

300 Angry Kittens

Watch out for those 300 Angry Kittens!

When You Wish Upon A Star (Wars)

Pigs in Space meets Star Wars. Somehow they managed to find common ground!

Mana Mana

Everyone loves this song!

What We Call The News

New from JibJab, another great song and dance number with bouncing heads!

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Troy Hurtubise Grizzly Fighter

Why isn't this guy the wealthiest person in the world? Troy Hurtubise invented this costume in order to let him get close to Grizzly Bears. He's pretty indestructible while inside that costume, as this video illustrates:

Codehunters

Don't ask, just watch.

2051 A.D.

Behold the terrible future as foreseen by Bob and Doug MacKenzie, eh?

Homeless James Bond

A James Bond parody... with a twist?

The End of Turkish Star Wars

What do you get when you combine a white guys bad karate, the Indiana Jones soundtrack, lots of guys in rubber suits, many explosions, multiple decapitations and double-fist punches? Oh, you have something pretty awesome! BUT THATS NOT ALL FOLKS! Throw in a few scenes from Star Wars at random places and you have the most awesome fight scene ever filmed in Turkey: The end of the Turkish Star Trek!

Evil Dead Remix

300 - The PG Rated Version

There has been a lot of 300 hype out lately, but keeping with the kid-friendly and work-friendly theme of this blog, a lot of it wasn't safe enough to publish.. Until now. Someone made a great parody of the 300 movie, but this time it is PG! So enjoy (responsibly):

Update: Fixed the link. Thanks to Chris for finding the broken link and extra props for finding the working link!

The New Word For The Day is "Pain"

I love the old Mister Robinson's Neighborhood clips from the old Saturday Night Lives featuring Eddie Murphy and special guest star Mister T!

glumbert.com - Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood

Chris Johnson had nothing to do with this post.

Darth Father

Jamiroquai Videos

Awesome quote of the day from Chris Johnson:

I don't think you can associate too much "awesome" with Jamiroquai. - Bioware Chris "Eric's Joke List should be Chris' Joke List" Johnson

So in that spirit, here are some awesome Jamiroquai videos!

Virtual Insanity:

Don't Give Hate a Chance:

My favourite: Supersonic:

Super-awesome classic: Napoleon Dynamite Dance:

How Lord of the Rings should have ended

Chris might say he sent me this link, but he's a liar.

iHalfLife

Someone made a parody of the iPod videos using footage from the game Half-Life 2:

The Oval Office

One of my favourite comedy shows on TV is The Office. Someone made a great parody called The Oval Office, starring W and T-Bone!

Thanks to Bioware Chris "digg Video" Johnson for telling me to find this link by myself. It was worth it.

Muppets: The Leprechaun Brothers

I miss the Muppet Show. Here is a classic sketch featuring three of everyone's favourite Mupptets:

Inflationary Language

Victor Borge created a language to deal with the constant inflation of our economy:

Terminator 3

This Post Brought To You By The Letter 'B'

I reckon this B Patrick Stewart, appearing on Sesame Street! er.. Streeteth.

Halo 3(00)

I'm sure I'm not the only one who can't wait for either 300 or Halo 3. I know because someone made this video!

Comedians at the Oscars

Will Ferrell and Jack Black sing about comedians and the Oscars

Galacticast!

My favourite podcast Galacticast has just unveiled embed codes! So now I can share the joy!

This is my favourite episode, and also coincidentally the first I ever watched:

Low Level Through the Swiss Alps

A pilot records his low-level flight through the Swiss Alps! Pretty fun stuff.

Car Washing Millionaire

I became a computer programmer. What a fool I've been!

Oh! The Good Ol' Hockey Game!

Oh! The good old hockey game!
It's the best game you can name!
And the best game you can name
is the good old hockey game!

It's not exactly family friendly, but this is the big fight from last night between Ottawa and Buffalo:

Emery's grin when he pulls his mask off makes me laugh.

Cat Voices in my Head

Okay, so imagine if you could hear cat's thinking. And they thought in l33t. All to pictures?
You would have Cat Macros.

The Hall of Fame!

The Moustache Hall of Fame! Sooo good!
Click Here!

Bored on the Bus? Start a concert!

I guess these guys got a little bored on their bus ride and started an awesome beat-box singing show. Great harmonies!

Concert sauvage dans le métro !
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Feed the Lawyer to the Rancor!

I'm not much for The Family Guy, but Star Wars references are always OK with me!

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs

The is the ultimate Mac v.s. PC Commercial:

Mario Bros. Parody

Lil' Hitler

From Robot Chicken:

Drunk Room Seconds?

This is a follow up to the Drunk Room sketch. It's similar, but I think this one is even funnier.

Pirate Toaster FTW!

Gizmodo has found the best Gizmo evar: The Pirate Toaster! It makes you toast with a Jolly Roger browned into your bread! Sooo cool!

Eight Great Christopher Walken SNL Sketches

Head over to Brohans Video Blog for eight great Christopher Walken sketches from Saturday Night Live!

Drunk Room

You've been drinking.

CRAB!

Thai beer is like Thai beer commercials: much better than their American counterparts. I can't satisfy your thirst for beer on this blog, but maybe your thirst for a commercial?

The Coke Bomb

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Osama Team Hunger Force

This is in relation to some recent news:

Need More Speed?

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Craig is a Survivorman

If you're stuck out in the woods you just have to remember one word: Survive.

Tiger, Eagle... Octopus?

The UK has its own Mac v.s. PC ads featuring comedians Mitchell and Webb. This is my favourite:

This Time PC Has the Upper-Hand

If you remember the Get A Mac Ads from Apple you might like these, taken with the PC having the upper-hand:

At work:

Money:

The Girl:

Music:

IM Concert!

Someone takes a song and puts it to Instant Messaging Icons:

It's a neat idea.

P.S. Here is the original music video for the song:

Rob and Elliot Comics

If you aren't reading Rob and Elliot every Monday and Friday, you are wasting your Mondays and Fridays.
Every comic makes me laugh. Even when I'm not drinking milk, milk somehow sprays out of my nose.

RiffTrax

There is a new website out by the creators of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (a.k.a. MST3K): RiffTrax. It's in the same spirit as MST3K (listening to other people making fun of bad movies), but without the black screen and the robots. Give it a try next time you feel like turning a bad movie into some laughs! :D

Favourite 2007 Super Bowl Ads (Top 5)

Well, the Superbowl has come and gone, and apparently they played football in between all the commercials. Ha ha, yeah I'm so funny. YouTube has all of the commercials online at http://youtube.com/superbowl, but here are a few of my favourites:

Eric's #1: Garmin Map Ultraman!

Eric's #2: FedEx Moon Office: It must be the space nut in me. Or maybe the Gob theme song?

Eric's #3: K-Fed, Nationwide: I like this just because I don't like Federline.

Eric's #4: Emerald Nuts: Keep the Robert Goulet away!

Eric's #5: Beard Comb-over: There is something about a beard comb-over that takes the comb-over to the next level.

Conan O'Brien Challenges Serena Williams to Tennis Match

That's right, he challenges her to a tennis match! And wins! Oh, but it's a Nintendo Wii Sports Tennis game, not real tennis.

He came dressed to win though!

Homerowed!

What do you call someone you hit in the face with a keyboard? HOMEROWED!

Myth Confirmed

Mythbusters takles an age-old myth...

Quiet in the Ninja Library

This would have been a good ninja, but he wasn't stealthy enough.

Chicken Boot

Here's a chicken that gets sent for a ride. Watch him in the background behind the farmer, starting on the lower left.

Patrick Stewart on Top Gear

What could be better than mixing Patrick Stewart and fast car racing?

Part Two is where he actually races:

The Jeep Waterfall

This is the Jeep Advertising Waterfall. Its pretty neat!

Casino Royale

It seems we share the same passion; James Bond playing poker! What happens when someone takes clips of James Bond from all of the old Bond movies and splices them together into all of the Bond's playing together? This:

The only Bond that was missing was this one:

Most Extreme Non-Elimination

This guy just blew my mind!

It reminds me of MXC, but the guy didn't hit his head and fall down face first into the water and lie there motionless for 30+ seconds.

I have no idea what 長野誠-完全制霸極限體能王 means, but something in there must mean awesome.

Jack Black's Pitfall

The year? 1982. The game? Pitfall for the Atari 2600 and Intellivision. The star? Jack Black.

The Storm Trooper Cops

Imagine if Cops was filmed about Storm Troopers.

No Jawas were harmed during the filming of this parody.

Bruce Campbell, the Old Spice

Merry New Year everyone. Here is a nice commercial featuring everyone's favourite B-Movie Actor, Bruce Campbell: