What if Star Wars was done a long time ago, like say the 1920's, in a galaxy far far away, like 1920's Hollywood? Then maybe it would have been done like a silent film. Would Charlie Chaplin have played the Emperor? I think so!
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Silent Star Wars
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
James Earl Vader
What happens when they take James Earl Jones' sound bites from some of his other movies and play them over Darth Vader in Star Wars? Magic!
Friday, December 15, 2006
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
Rare Exports
So that is where they get it from!
(Caution: Extreme Santa Nudity!)
When you receive your Father Christmas you must carefully follow the directions and handle with care.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
I Can Make Everyone You Love Disappear Forever
I've already posted a few commercials, but this one really made me laugh today. That deer is so cute! Wait. What did it say?
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Car Commercials
Car Technology has advanced quite a bit in the last few years. The Hemi has returned, we have non-lethal (usually) airbags, and more horsepower available than ever! So lets look back at some commercials for the cars from days gone by...
First off is this Sheriff who had his Hummer H2 pimped out with a supercharged 7.0L V8 and 28" rims! Try to outrun him Smokey!
Up Next, Black Gold! The performance automobile for the man with a huge bushy moustache!
Then there is this commercial for Oldsmobile:
When the rock music starts but the car is still driving in a straight line I couldn't stop laughing.
But wait... why is this next Oldsmobile ad from the same year featuring a "professional accountant" as their stunt driver? Can he handle the V8 power and 4 by 4 suspension? But hey, its his money.
Now this is a REAL car! The 1970 Oldsmobile 4-4-2 with a 455 4bbl, air scoops, Hurst shifter! Its certainly not the "same ol' bag of notes"!
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
All Blog and No Play...
Friends sent me some alternate movie trailers. Imagine if these movies were made just a little bit differently:
The Shining
Mary Poppins
Tony vs Paul
Probably one of the coolest fight videos ever done! I <3 stop action!
Friday, December 01, 2006
Tenacious Exploder!
Tenacious D is going to be the new Spinal Tap, and why not? They're awesome! Except I don't think Jack Black's drummer has ever exploded.
Foul Language and Obscene Imagery Warnings!