What if Star Wars was done a long time ago, like say the 1920's, in a galaxy far far away, like 1920's Hollywood? Then maybe it would have been done like a silent film. Would Charlie Chaplin have played the Emperor? I think so!
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Silent Star Wars
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
James Earl Vader
What happens when they take James Earl Jones' sound bites from some of his other movies and play them over Darth Vader in Star Wars? Magic!
Friday, December 15, 2006
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
Rare Exports
So that is where they get it from!
(Caution: Extreme Santa Nudity!)
When you receive your Father Christmas you must carefully follow the directions and handle with care.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
I Can Make Everyone You Love Disappear Forever
I've already posted a few commercials, but this one really made me laugh today. That deer is so cute! Wait. What did it say?
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Car Commercials
Car Technology has advanced quite a bit in the last few years. The Hemi has returned, we have non-lethal (usually) airbags, and more horsepower available than ever! So lets look back at some commercials for the cars from days gone by...
First off is this Sheriff who had his Hummer H2 pimped out with a supercharged 7.0L V8 and 28" rims! Try to outrun him Smokey!
Up Next, Black Gold! The performance automobile for the man with a huge bushy moustache!
Then there is this commercial for Oldsmobile:
When the rock music starts but the car is still driving in a straight line I couldn't stop laughing.
But wait... why is this next Oldsmobile ad from the same year featuring a "professional accountant" as their stunt driver? Can he handle the V8 power and 4 by 4 suspension? But hey, its his money.
Now this is a REAL car! The 1970 Oldsmobile 4-4-2 with a 455 4bbl, air scoops, Hurst shifter! Its certainly not the "same ol' bag of notes"!
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
All Blog and No Play...
Friends sent me some alternate movie trailers. Imagine if these movies were made just a little bit differently:
The Shining
Mary Poppins
Tony vs Paul
Probably one of the coolest fight videos ever done! I <3 stop action!
Friday, December 01, 2006
Tenacious Exploder!
Tenacious D is going to be the new Spinal Tap, and why not? They're awesome! Except I don't think Jack Black's drummer has ever exploded.
Foul Language and Obscene Imagery Warnings!
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Big Mac
This is a great way to order at the drive-thru! They had to repeat the order three times, slowed down, fast and double time!
Crispy!
Stephen Colbert Has a Wii!
Stephen Colbert managed to get a Nintendo Wii! How did he get one? Did Stephen Colbert wait in line to get one? I doubt it.
Friday, November 24, 2006
Don't Blink
You thought Dodgeball was an underdog story? These guys made Stare-Down a sport!
Catch the complete movie at http://www.unflinchingtriumph.com/
This is Just Unacceptable
This is the best Holmes on Homes impression I've ever seen. Its the only Mike Holmes I've ever seen, but still, the more I watch this the more concerned I get...
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
World of Office Space
World of Warcraft is getting bigger and bigger! They've even sucked in my favourite movie of all times (after all of the original Star Wars movies and even numbered Star Trek movies)
Monday, November 20, 2006
Video Game Romance
I've heard people speak about playing video games with their girlfriends and wives. Personally I've never experienced a situation like that, but I imagine it goes something like these songs:
Star Wars PSA
R2D2 is always hanging out with the "cool robots". C3PO is such a nerdbot.
At least he isn't drinking like Bender in Futurama!
Friday, November 17, 2006
Didn't You Get That Memo?
Hey Guys! It's Friday! Or didn't you get that memo? This is an awesome redo of Office Space to the tune of SuperFriends!
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Does Weird Al Creep You Out?
Do I Creep You Out?
Warning: There may be advertising prior to the video. :P
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
You Haven't Watched Star Trek?
It's Patrick Stewart on a UK TV Show. This man is brilliant. His idea sounds like something that will propel his career the same way TekWar propelled William Shatners career!
Rules for Successful Employment
First Name? Mr. Last Name? T. That's right, Mr T has some Rules for Fools on Successful Employment.
Monday, November 13, 2006
The Big Bang
Lots of big explosions again today!
This is a long one, but its got two huge explosions! You know its big when it registers on the Richter Scale!
A Danish Fireworks Factory goes up in pyrotechnics!
AWESOME
How many ways can you blow up a bath tub? When he says "imagine a hand grenade in a bathtub" I knew this would be fun:
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Ol Steve "Pit Stains" Ballmer
Steve Ballmer has been the President of Microsoft for a few years now. I remember, way back a few years ago in my programming salad days this old speech from Steve Ballmer and thinking, wow, he likes developers:
Well, someone took that and put it to music! Not a bad song either!
Fun "Rolphing" Rangers
These guys are pretty funny. They use a technique called rolphing to make funny shows.
1. What is Rolphing?
2. Fun Rangers: Rolphing in Action
3. Fun Rangers 2: Funnier than 1
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
The Enterprise Picks up Turkish Hobo
Star Trek is awesome. Even Turkish Star Trek cannot ruin it for me. The thing I like about this show is that I can recognize the Star Trek episodes they stole the plot from. I think.
Seanbaby's review was also very kind!
Awwwwwwwwwwww, so cute! AUGH!
Sunday, November 05, 2006
We Gotta Lotta Stuff in There
How much stuff is in there?
Beck has the COOLEST robots!
I love dancing Transformers so here are a few more:
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Go Hang A Salami I'm A Lasagne Hog
Weird Al Yankovic's song Bob, the Palindrome Song!
Top 10 Unsportsman-Like Plays in Sports
To Blend or Not To Blend, that is the question! You can tell this guy loves his job. And his blender can turn marbles into dust. Every morning this guy wakes up and thinks "Could life be any better?" and the answer is always "I think I'll invent a death-ray and use it to rob banks." But he never does and it's his greatest regret.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Friday, October 27, 2006
No doubt: he is Matrix!
No words to describe this Bolly Action Movie:
That was a joke, but this guy is for real, and don't you dare call this Soke Takayuki Kubota grandpa, Daniel San!
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Calling it "Art" Means it Costs More
Tim Fort calls this "Kinetic Art". Children call it dominoes, but he adds quite a few twists! Definitely worth the 6:10 watch time!
The rumour is that this guy sent in this tape to Stanley Kubrick as a part of a casting call for Full Metal Jacket:
He is pretentious enough to be an artist.
This is just plain fun: Mario Meets Homer Kong:
Monday, October 23, 2006
Guitar Heroes
Chris sent me a link to the Best Guitar Hero Video Ever:
from Joystiq: http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/20/the-best-guitar-hero-video-ever/
Video Games are one thing, but this guy is the real deal!
The following videos aren't comedy, but they're very interesting videos about 'savants', people with extraordinary and unique abilities! (8 minutes each)
Part 1
Part 2
Friday, October 20, 2006
Blooper Reels!
A full post on TV Blooper Reels!
Up first, my favourite: Mythbusters!
That 70's Show:
Somebody likes this show. Every time I turn on the TV its That 70's Show. I liked it better when it was called Happy Days:
Battlestar Galactica is another on of my faves!
And another!
Firefly has a gag reel on the DVD, aka YouTube:
Oh! One more Battlestar Galactica!
Okay, I'm starting to get desperate for non-scifi stuff... well, if you watched That 70's show, you won't mind uncensored bloopers from Full House:
Okay. Lost and that is all for this post:
Monday, October 16, 2006
What a Whopper!
Watch for Whopper Snakes!
This couple sings the Aladdin song and do a worse job than the original.
A 60-Minutes Documentary on the legendary Lamborghini Countach!
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Celebrity Fights!
Some Celebrity Fights:
"It just makes good viewing!"
Beating up and blowing up Stick Figures!
BS News had a few of the best movie blunders in existence.
RaidenX is an addictive top-scroller game based on the Raiden series.
This guy has a funny take on all those "So-and-so Took A Picture Everyday For 1Million Years" videos:
Friday, October 13, 2006
VG in RL plus Emperor Bloopers!
I love Video Games, so much so that I capitalize the word! So when I found these videos of people enacting some old NES games I loled!
Super Mario Bros
Mike Tyson's Punchout
You have a call from Darth Vader
What do you mean they blew up the Death Star?
So the Emperor needs a new job after getting thrown into the core of the Death Star... (someone must have given him that loan after all?)
Since the Emperor went broke and shut down the Empire, Darth Vader took a job at as Day-shift Manager at a grocery store... Like all things Star Wars, this comes in Episodes!
(Episode 1)
(Episode 2)
(Episode 3)
(Episode 4)
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Pirates who don't do ANYTHING at all but blow stuff up!
We are the Pirates who don't do Anything:
A French Naval ship clearing out mines has a little surprise when their depth charge sets off the sunken explosives from a WW2 Barge under the water!
BOOM! The water goes up probably 100ft!
Finding one big bang had me looking for more, bigger explosions...
This video describes the test of the largest hydrogen bomb created by the Soviet Union: The Tsar!
Monday, October 09, 2006
Holy Bleep a Ninja!
Holy *bleep* A Ninja!
(Warning s-word cussing!)
Icelandic Water Racing!
No Swearing, but 5 minute play-time...
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Music Visualization in fire!
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Christopher Walken is Papa Smurf
Here is a little Public Service Announcement about DRM:
This comedian does a Christopher Walken impersonation. Its funny, but some bad language.
George Bush sings U2's Sunday Bloody Sunday:
Football Bloopers! No, American football...
Monday, October 02, 2006
Hans? Are we the baddies?
These Nazi SS Soldiers make a stunning realization...
This is another interesting look at the soldiers life.
Baginski - Fallen Art - video powered by Metacafe
Top 176 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants"
MC Trebek made an appearance on Jeopardy!
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Poor Rejection
This guy sure knows how to take rejection.
This is a really awesome martial arts video! Don't blink!
Okay, new dancing video!
This is like dominos, but in Half-Life 2. Hilarious!
Friday, September 22, 2006
ULTRA Violence
Why is it that people violently hurting themselves is always so funny?
Speaking of people hurting themselves: this is the worst fight scene evar. It doesn't help that the one guy looks like Steve Carell.
This little guy knows all the rockin dance moves. Letting him smoke the cigarette was not beddy good.
Oh no? OH YEAH!
This is tasty! I have no idea how to describe it besides pickle surprise! Repeat my mantra huh???
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Clarity on Torture
George W. wants more clarity on what actually is torture. Stephen Colbert offers his show as a podium to describe clarity, and even his stage manager for presenting.
I don't know how funny this is, but the Pope recently made a speech stating that Islam is a violent religion. He apologized for offending Muslims but I guess that wasn't good enough. Instead of proving that the pope was wrong Al-Quaeda decided to threaten Rome with a Jihad. Real nice there guys.
Stephen Colbert says DON'T BACK DOWN YOUR HOLY POPE. They should be mad at Paleologos II.
Really awesome ad from a Bangkok Insurance.
Monday, September 18, 2006
White and Nerdy!
My favourite polka nerd put out a new music video: Weird Al: White And Nerdy
Riding the segway with no hands just put me on the floor.
The designers of Red Bull's new office have made some interesting architectural decisions: Slides!.
September 19 (Today) is Talk Like A Pirate Day. For directions on how to talk like a Pirate please refer to this video.
Can I supersize this tiny combo?
Stephen Colbert warns us about the benefits of rising nicotine levels in cigarettes!
Friday, September 15, 2006
Vote Chris "Christmas" Rodriguez
Vote Chris "Christmas" Rodrigues to replace Santa this Christmas.
This is quite possibly one of the funniest ideas I've ever seen. Some of the videos are pretty bad though. All the same, get me a T-Shirt!
Friday, April 21, 2006
Log Driving through the digits of PI!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8909284680636353303
"Did somebody say pie?"
"No Steve, Pi; not pie!"
http://www.keithschofield.com/pi/std.html
This got me in the mood for a Prime Number song. Alas, there is no video. :(
http://www.songsforteaching.com/recall/prime.mp3
It is glam country rock though!
StarCrash! Because the only thing Star Wars was missing was David Hasselhoff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWV1s9qmGPs
This guy wanted a G5 real bad, so if enough people donated he blew up his G4 tower.
He got the money so he made this video.
http://www.helpmegetag5.com/
The video is here:
http://64mhz.com/mirror/index.html
The Easter Bunny loves you. Just kidding, no he doesn't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPb0po2jzfg
Is it a song? Is it a scooter? Is it a dance? Is it science? NO! It's this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HLBogthhmjQ
Answer: It's Italian.
This is what every young man dreams of doing with his GI Joes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpJH_1y7ls
Note: 15 minute running time... :p
The battle of the browsers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzbOoJNC_TU
WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Take this survey to see what kind of car you are:
http://www.tomorrowland.us/sportscar/
I'm a bright red Chevrolet Corvette! Jealous Al?
My wife is a Porsche 911! See why I married her?
Who will survive in a world of Cats and Lasers?
http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1445_lasercats.shtml
You know what they say? Have TankChair, will travel!
http://www.tankchair.com/
President Bush as Benny Hill!
http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/bennyhill.htm
Note the flattering URL!
Friday, April 07, 2006
Changing Tyres Can be Dangerous
http://www.3x3m.com/files/goodyear/index.php
http://www.3x3m.com/files/goodyear/index.php?id=2
http://www.3x3m.com/files/goodyear/index.php?id=3
Now if only I knew what a tyre was... Seems to be something relating to "tires"?
I LOVE Dancing Robots.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HSoVKUVOnfQ
Wait a minute. Those aren't robots!
Somehwere out there in the vast nothingness of space...
We're marooned on a small island in a tiny sea.
We're confined to a small spit of sand... unable to escape.
But tonight we're going to rock civilization!
http://media.putfile.com/pendulum_slam
(Chris)
Everyone probably remembers the Chuck Norris Facts (http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck).
Well, Chuck Norris read some of his favourites on TV:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=64wQMMxvKTc
Gilligan's Island BEATBOXED
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ud8YRWhDtZ4
Be vewy qwiet!
http://media.putfile.com/Be-Quiet
The Princess Bride battle of wits, reenacted by the Starwars Kid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgS5I5R9qC8
Chris thinks this is the next Dance Dance Revolution:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptK9QsskXh8
What would that be? DDR 9986412398?
Time for a Cute Overload!
http://www.cuteoverload.com/
Doin it Vulcan Style!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhTeYaqIe3E
People of Tokyo! It's Darth Vader!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLlzzkk2qk
People having fun with Magazines:
http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/magazine.html
William Shatner raps William Shakespeare!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3yerCiByca4
Video features a green alien chick. Really.
Jerry goes on a date with a Karate girl.
http://www.itsjerrytime.com/?p=47
Last time that ever happens.
Friday, March 24, 2006
Soundwave!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6o3JnBxeGA
Except they're English.
Need to dry your hands fast? Use the Mitsubishi Jet Towel:
http://www.mitsubishijettowel.com/
Careful while riding your bike:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVQZeWoWVng
Academy Awards 2006 - Jon Stewart's Opening Montage
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p-A986cc1Ps
Crop circles aren't from Aliens, they're from Video games!
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&t=k&ll=51.40024,-0.985106&spn=0.001944,0.004801&t=k
Tripod sings a Romance Song for Gamers
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1253/
That guy looks nothing like me!
http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1440_doppleganger.shtml
What do you get when Star Wars Kid gets a buddy? This:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=672422470842718521
The ultimate compilation of all the Mortal Kombat 3 fatalities:
(Thanks Chris)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVq1kvXaMMM
And MK Bloopers:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qqpadJKxWrY
Chris asked the question "What would kid's art look like if a real artist did it?"
This book was the answer:
http://www.themonsterengine.com/art.html#monster
Game of the Century!
Remember kids! Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people!
http://www.rubytooth.com/media/42851/
Everyone loves movie mashups. Today it is Must Love Jaws;
A tale of love and misunderstanding.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yHyxeju1U
Someone found a bunch of old advertisements for Dorcus Men's Wear. This is really good. Classic clothing from the 50's, 60's and 70's!
http://www.lileks.com/institute/dorcus/index.html
Hitting Level 60 in WOW is a deafening experience:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3gFKW7KStc
What do you do when WOW gets boring? Well, theoretically assuming that it could get boring?
You build an aircraft carrier out of Lego (tm):
http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/lego_aircraft_carrier.html
Like clowns don't scare kids enough, think about Ninja Clowns!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dLci5k2BDc
Careful how you treat your video game characters, or you might end up like these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5klXiq1owE
Car v.s. Helicopter!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=360608128411076362
Time to retire your old dot matrix printer? Upgrade to a PrintBall, the Paintball Gun powered printer!
http://benjamingaulon.free.fr/recyclism/printball.php