Eric's Joke List

Battlestar Galactica Season 4

2008-03-21T13:26:00.000-07:00

Top Ten Reasons to watch the new season:

Hangover Regrets

2008-03-18T12:05:00.000-07:00

The Format Wars

2008-03-18T07:38:00.000-07:00

What happens when two room-mates can't decide which HD format to support when purchasing their pr0n collections?

Politicimon

2008-03-17T07:27:00.000-07:00

The Cat Brush!

2008-03-13T14:13:00.000-07:00

These LasagnaCat videos are pretty awesome. I like this one for the NiN music video that follows...

P.S. Garfield minus Garfield is also really funny.

Shotgun!

2008-03-12T16:19:00.001-07:00

SNL Justice!

2008-03-10T11:12:00.000-07:00

Andy Samberg might not have made a great Batman after all...

The Waldo Ultimatum

2008-03-07T10:17:00.001-08:00

This has some bad language, but I had to post it because I love Bourne and I love Waldo! So pu ton your headphones and enjoy:

The Star Wars Rat Pack

2008-03-03T17:55:00.000-08:00

If Star Wars came out a decade earlier the credits might have gone something like this:

Hot Air Balloon Rides

2008-02-27T12:54:00.000-08:00

Yay for Saturday Night Live's return!

Midnight Train to Georgia

2008-02-26T17:12:00.000-08:00

This is one of my favourite TV break into a musical moments:

P.S. 30 Rock rules!

White Rabbit

2008-02-22T08:00:00.000-08:00

What did they do on that old Star Trek show??

To Morrow

2008-01-10T16:38:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year! It was a nice long holiday, now lets return to programming as usual!

High Five Hollywood!

2007-12-03T12:39:00.000-08:00

What could make High Five even better? How about Will Ferrell, Mary Steenburgen, Ryan Seacrest, Milo Ventimiglia, Tim Meadows, Blake Lewis, Barats and Bereta, and more?

This Movie is About Cats Flying

2007-11-22T13:25:00.000-08:00

What more is there to say?

H-Piddy

2007-11-22T13:23:00.001-08:00

The Bollymatrix

2007-11-21T11:42:00.000-08:00

Bollywood is pretty skilled at ripping off Hollywood. This scene is an almost exact ripoff of The Matrix, but with cheaper sets and a little bit less awesome. Bonus points for slipping on the granite wall though. Lost points for not throwing in a song and dance number.

The Front Fell Off

2007-11-20T13:02:00.000-08:00

But it's very unusual for that to happen:

Thats Illegal Too

2007-11-15T09:53:00.000-08:00

Thats Illegal Too!? - For more of the funniest videos, click here
Make sure YOU know the law of the land!

Cowbell Hero

2007-11-14T08:34:00.000-08:00

OK, this is short and kinda lame, but I thought it was so funny:

Cab Calloway's Hi-De-Ho

2007-11-13T11:53:00.000-08:00

Star Trek The Next Generation Singing Episode Guide

2007-11-13T10:59:00.000-08:00

24 in 1994

2007-11-12T12:02:00.000-08:00

The un-aired pilot of 24 filmed in 1994:

Harmonica Hero

2007-11-07T14:36:00.000-08:00

I'm a huge fan of Guitar Hero, so you would think I would be a fan of Harmonica Hero. But I'm not.

I Am A Building

2007-11-07T10:08:00.000-08:00

This is the best anti-racist video ever:

The Cure

2007-11-06T19:12:00.001-08:00

I was going through some more of those Corner Gas vids and found "The Cure" for "One Of Those":

Saskatchewan? Flat?

2007-11-06T19:05:00.000-08:00

Psyché Rock

2007-11-05T11:31:00.000-08:00

This song, Psyché Rock by Pierre Henry is rumoured to be the inspiration of the Futurama theme song. I can see the resemblance!

To compare; I bring you the Futurama theme with all of their funny opening introduction quotes:

They Killed It??

2007-11-01T14:19:00.000-07:00

I thought this was pretty funny news: Scientists find the oldest living animal and kill it! From FOXNews.com: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306076,00.html?=rss.

Bioshock Cosplay

2007-11-01T14:15:00.000-07:00

This is a father/daughter cosplay thing they did for Halloween. I thought it was amusing.

Intel Hellgate Ad

2007-10-31T12:03:00.000-07:00

It's not getting any easier for monsters and demons.

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

2007-10-30T12:35:00.000-07:00

Thank you Onion News:

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Arcade Attack: Pin Ball Icons vs. The Arcade Pixel Monsters!

2007-10-30T08:05:00.000-07:00

Lunartics

2007-10-29T09:25:00.000-07:00

Are you ready to die on the moon?

David Bowie Segments

2007-10-26T11:00:00.000-07:00

To continue the Flight of the Conchords day, here are three of the David Bowie segments.
Part 1 - 1972 Ziggy Stardust David Bowie:

Part 2 - 1980 David Bowie from the music video Ashes to Ashes:

Part 3 (with Music Video) - 1986 David Bowie from the movie Labyrinth:

Albi The Racist Dragon

2007-10-26T10:58:00.000-07:00

It's Flight of the Conchords Day!

Don't let it make YOU cry!

Carl Sagan is Agent Smith

2007-10-24T07:19:00.000-07:00

Post number 200! Woo!

Here is a video featuring the Matrix with Carl Sagan's voice dubbed in. It's actually pretty eerie how Agent Smith and Sagan sound the same!

Foux Da Fa Fa

2007-10-23T16:13:00.000-07:00

1776

2007-10-23T12:02:00.000-07:00

The 300 Parodies don't stop after it's out of theatres thanks to Robot Chicken!

More on Matthew Hughes

2007-10-16T17:26:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone, just wanted to post some more on Matthew Hughes' books! This week I have finished both The Spiral Labyrinth and The Farouche Assemblage.
Spiral Labyrinth was a terrific read though you may be lost if you haven't read about some of Henghis Hapthorn's other exploits in Majestrum and Gist Hunter.

The Farouche Assemblage however was probably one of the prettiest books I have ever seen, and was hard to read for fear of breaking it. I am the proud owner of number 60 of the 125 copies that will be printed! You can see all the stuff that comes with it on this guy's blog post about the book. For $15 US it is money well spent, and it's also collectible being available only in limited quantities.

I was so impressed with Farouche that I am going to try to order some more books from Payseur and Schmidt! They're really reasonably priced and really really good looking books.

Newfoundland Baby Bonus

2007-10-16T17:22:00.000-07:00

If you're from Canada you probably love Rick Mercer. Well I do!
This video is probably only funny for Canadians. :) Rick brings back one of his characters to help the lovely ladies of Newfoundland (and Labrador) cash in on the baby credit, for the cost of gas and maybe lunch (wink).
Newfoundland Baby Bonus

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The Last Duet on Earth

2007-10-16T12:22:00.001-07:00

Andy Punches

2007-10-14T07:23:00.000-07:00

People getting punched jest before eating.

Beard No Beard

2007-10-12T11:42:00.001-07:00

Da Cribbage

2007-10-12T08:00:00.000-07:00

Hollywood Director Michel Gondry's crib:

Transmorphers

2007-10-12T07:54:00.000-07:00

This reminds me of something... I can' put my finger on what though... Something like Gobots or something like that...

High Five!

2007-10-12T07:47:00.000-07:00

This is how the cool guys throw up the high-fives!

TECHNOVIKING

2007-10-11T09:14:00.000-07:00

All Heil Das TECHNOVIKING (now with subtitles). I can only hope that TECHNOVIKING is pleased with this post.

Techno Viking With Captions - Watch more free videos

Quantum Physics

2007-10-06T17:25:00.000-07:00

Bender's Big Score

2007-10-05T09:14:00.000-07:00

Futurama is coming out, DVD only, but it's coming back! Easily one of my favourite cartoons!

Halo 3 Easter Egg

2007-10-05T09:10:00.000-07:00

I haven't played Halo 3 yet (hopefully this weekend with my brothers) but someone found this easter egg.

Dwight Schrute the Music Video

2007-10-03T09:05:00.001-07:00

Everybody loves Dwight. Love enough to write a song about him? That is a dedicated love. A love that makes you feel all dirty inside and no matter how hard you wash you can't get it off.
And that is how they find you.

The Upcoming Works of Matthew Hughes

2007-10-02T20:06:00.000-07:00

OK, I am selling out here, but it is for a good reason. If you're reading this blog it is probably because you like jokes and funny stuff, so you'll appreciate what I have to say anyways. And I have to admit that this blog entry is also in part an entry to win a signed book!
Matthew Hughes (Archonate.com) is definitely one of my favourite writers, and he has been for quite a while. I've collected almost all of his books, the Archonate ones at least and I love them all!
I got turned onto him from his Henghis Hapthorn short stories in the Fantasy and Science Fiction magazine. They were a mixture of a really great futuristic (but not too 'sci-fi'ish) world and a fun detective story that I always found fun to read.
Matt has diversified his character portfolio, but most of the stories still take place in his fantasy world of the "Archonate" and is releasing several new books from September to early next year, so if you get a chance I highly recommend picking them up!
My personal recommendations are Black Brillion and Majestrum. You can read the introductions to the stories at those links, and you can still buy them at Amazon or Chapters/Indigo. I also highly recommend The Gist Hunter and Other Stories, a collection of Matt's short stories most of which were also published in magazines like Fantasy and Science Fiction (I like it because these were the stories I first read).
The Spiral Labyrinth has just been released (I have my copy but haven't read it yet) and The Commons is coming out soon in October, these are sequels, or related to Majestrum and Black Brillion respectively so I also recommend picking them up too!
Oh and blog about the books if you like them! Maybe you'll win a free book too! ;)
Video links and other stuff will now resume!

Internet Translators

2007-09-27T16:01:00.003-07:00

Yes, Babelfish works great. Kind of. Like this film!

I Wanna Be A Pop Star

2007-09-27T11:53:00.000-07:00

A pretty good song with a pretty good message. Has some not quite explicit images though.

I Wanna Be A Pop Star - Watch more free videos

So That is What He's Breathing Around

2007-09-26T11:43:00.000-07:00

Now I know why Darth Vader's breathing is so loud! He has to breath around that harmonica stuck in front of his mouth!

My Day Off

2007-09-24T08:39:00.001-07:00

No, I'm not actually getting a day off. I wouldn't mind on though on a Monday like today. I would not spend my day off in bed if I had a day off though.
Also, I hate spiders.

Cute With Chris: Canada vs. USA

2007-09-19T08:56:00.000-07:00

I'm from Canada so it is okay for me to laugh at this, but if you're an American you better hold your imperial swine tongue!

Colbert, Stewart and the Emmys

2007-09-18T13:39:00.000-07:00

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart ham it up at the Emmys and give the Emmy to their friend Steve Carell. Oops, spoilers!

You Can Find It On TV

2007-09-17T10:13:00.001-07:00

That may be true, but I found this on the Internet...

Mustache

2007-09-17T09:57:00.000-07:00

Mustache

A Columbia Films Presentation

2007-09-14T12:34:00.001-07:00

I <3 Bollywood!

Fergie Gives Me Killing Sprees!

2007-09-14T09:37:00.001-07:00

Keeping Pigeons Out Of The Pool

2007-09-14T09:24:00.000-07:00

This guy setup a motion sensing sprinkler to keep the birds from pooping in the pool. It doesn't hurt the birds but it does keep them away!

Motion Activated Sprinkler Vs Pigeons - Watch more free videos

The Most Awesome Music Video Ever

2007-09-13T15:10:00.000-07:00

This is the most awesome music video ever. I might have said that before, but I was wrong - until now. Seriously. Take everything awesome about movies (Western gun battles, kung-fu moves and sci-fi lasers and babes) and cram it into a video and you have this. Just watch!

Steve "The Woz" Wozniak and Datsun/Nissan

2007-09-12T06:44:00.000-07:00

Steve Wozniak is selling a Nissan 350Z for a charity, so to advertise it they made a parody of this commercial from 1981(ish?)...

Here is where you can find the new commercial: http://www.hotswap.com/products/view/13e9b64bad82

George W. Bush vs. The Zombies

2007-09-10T12:52:00.000-07:00

Internet People

2007-09-10T07:48:00.001-07:00

A tribute song to the people who make the internet entertaining!

Internet People - Watch more free videos

Livin' Neath The Law

2007-09-05T08:21:00.000-07:00

Remember! You don't have to look like a criminal to act like one!
Livin' 'Neath The Law with Jack McBrayer

Look Around You 1

2007-09-04T13:18:00.000-07:00

Starburst Fiesta Commercial

2007-09-04T12:14:00.000-07:00

I don't have TV anymore, but commercials like these make me want to get it back:

¿Por qué?

Good Cop, Baby Cop

2007-08-28T15:38:00.001-07:00

This is soo good! More Will Ferrell and Pearl, the baby (from The Landlord sketch):
Good Cop, Baby Cop

Don't Wear The Ring

2007-08-28T15:10:00.000-07:00

Flight of the Conchords does a musical number about Frodo:

Daft Punkcapella!

2007-08-27T10:02:00.000-07:00

The "Carleton Singing Knights" do a cover of Daft Punk's Harder Better Faster Stronger - A Capella!

The Humans are Dead!

2007-08-24T08:43:00.000-07:00

Affirmative, the humans are dead. I poked one.

It's from the end of a TV show, but it is still pretty funny.

Colbert: How to defend against Terrorists?

2007-08-22T09:15:00.000-07:00

Formidable Opponent: Stephen Colbert debates the only person he knows is not in Al-Qaeda - Himself!

Junk Mail Never Stops

2007-08-21T06:57:00.000-07:00

Thanks Billy Reid!

Red Ring of Death

2007-08-20T09:02:00.000-07:00

A music video about your video console dying!

Something in the Water

2007-08-13T09:40:00.000-07:00

I'm back from my extended vacation. Here is a nice happy animation:

There's Something In The Water - video powered by Metacafe

The Lumberjack Song

2007-07-04T13:21:00.000-07:00

Yes, it's the real thing! The Lumberjack song!

Tractor Fight

2007-06-26T09:28:00.001-07:00

What do you do when you're surrounded by bad guys in a tractor? If you're a real tractor hero, you'd probably do something like this:

Singing Electricity

2007-06-21T12:54:00.000-07:00

These guys made a singing Tesla Coil! But it still doesn't have the same feeling that a real person has... :)

Click here for more information... (seems gone now, but may be back up later)

Sparta Techno Remix

2007-06-20T15:08:00.000-07:00

One more awesome Sparta (300) Music Video. The thing that sets this one apart is that it rips off every single YTMND ever made.

Robot Chicken Star Wars Special

2007-06-18T16:15:00.001-07:00

The guys at Robot Chicken made a Star Wars special episode! Brilliant!

Edit: 2007/Jun/20 - I guess you have to go to AdultSwim.com to get the video now. Check it out here. No embedding allowed though. :(

Iron Egg Skill

2007-06-18T13:49:00.000-07:00

Iron Egg Skill is not a skill I want to work on...

Paris Hilton Interview

2007-06-15T08:07:00.000-07:00

CuteWithChris.com features Chris reading transcripts of real interviews. This one is with Paris Hilton during her stay in Prison.

I NEED CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!

St-st-st-stutter Rap

2007-06-11T10:56:00.000-07:00

Wow, three English lads dressed like Run DMC in their track-suit tuxedos rapping it out. It's worse than Benny Hill! And that's bad enough.

Don't Call Us...

2007-06-08T19:39:00.001-07:00

Kid's, don't forget to ask your parent's permission!

The MC Hammer Party line! You might hear a rhyme! But it get's better with the New Kids on the Block!

The one in the red is talking on the freshest dopest cell phone!

Steam Trek

2007-06-06T13:14:00.000-07:00

Someone made a steam-punk Star Wars episode, so funny.

Star Wars Family Guy Parody

2007-06-04T11:46:00.000-07:00

No wait, Family Guy Star Wars Parody:

It's all hand-held camera, but you can get the gist of the humour.

Rambu: The Intruder

2007-06-04T11:39:00.000-07:00

I like how Rambu can handle those balls! No seriously!

Baby Got Back

2007-05-29T11:32:00.000-07:00

So this is a cover of Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back" done by three white guys and an acoustic guitar.

Battlestar Galactica: A New Crew In Town

2007-05-25T13:58:00.001-07:00

Awesome! Someone made a Battlestar Galactica music video! I like the video, but to tell the truth I still like the original show too! And I loved Lorne Greene as Adama!

Purple and Brown

2007-05-24T09:41:00.001-07:00

These guys are hilarious:

The Jetsons Intro

2007-05-23T09:09:00.001-07:00

Here is the introduction to the Jetsons... Wait a second, George sounds like Peter Griffin from Family Guy...

Inner Flying

2007-05-21T16:03:00.000-07:00

Galacicast made us a music video:

Nicholas Cage Does Japanese Commercials

2007-05-18T14:22:00.000-07:00

This commercial doesn't make any sense at all. But it is Japanese. I wonder if that is the point?

United 300

2007-05-16T08:26:00.000-07:00

I was expecting this to be a Snakes on a Plane parody. I was so wrong.
Tonight we dine in Cleveland!

Bruce Campbell is Hungry Like a Wolf

2007-05-15T12:06:00.001-07:00

Darth Vader: Not a fan of the cell phone!

2007-05-07T14:53:00.000-07:00